God is not:
- holy Berocca: extra-special energy for extreme situations, or a pick-me-up for bad days
- your homeboy
- a lunch date for Sundays
- a policeman waiting to pounce
- a prankster: tying your laces and giggling when you trip
- a portable teddy bear: wheel him out for cuddles when you’re feeling sad.
- a provider of parking spaces
- lonely and in need of mates
- a hole that fits between your pancreas and kidneys
- Gandalf
- divine disinfectant: to be sprayed into tricky corners or the bits that look especially bad.
- bored, angry and bonkers
- like me, only nicer/bigger/hairier
- proof you’re right
- a dead man
- an exclamation or hashtag
- a creepy stalker, sending you warm but cloying poems
No. “Jesus is the Image of the invisible God.” (Colossians 1:15)
- Beautiful and scarred.
- Hated and loved.
- First and last.
- Servant and master.
- Creator and child.
- Just and merciful.
- A Person, not a principle.
Not a creepy stalker! Oh, right….that changes things significantly.
indeed..