Stop Press

Celebrity-CultureSome of today’s actual news headlines:


‘Record heat sparks health fears for celebrities in (-er) the jungle.’

‘Lorraine Kelly dazzles in embellished gown with plunging neckline’

‘Newlyweds Jeff Goldblum and Emilie Livingstone head out for some groceries in LA’

‘Are the Clooneys set to become parents?’ – (See also ‘Are the Clooneys Going to Button Moon?’ and ‘Are the Clooneys going to Eat Monkeys?)

‘Lovebirds Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux wear Matching Black as they leave hotel’

‘Strictly No Wheat for dancer Kristina’

‘Kerry Washington wears Modest Blue Linen Dress’

‘Billie Piper Walks Her Dog’

‘Ben Affleck Accidentally Flashes Underwear getting into  Car on a Outing with his Daughters’

‘Liam Hemsworth walks around New York City wearing Sunglasses’

‘Jennifer Lopez Wears Patterned Trousers’

‘Her breath smelled of garlic!’ Liam Hemsworth on co-star’

‘Pixie Lott leaves Heavy Make-up On as she Goes to Nightclub’.


And on the real news….


If the dead are not raised, “Let us eat and drink, for tomorrow we die.”

But Christ has indeed been raised from the dead, the first-fruits of those who have fallen asleep.

Therefore, my dear brothers and sisters, stand firm. Let nothing move you. Always give yourselves fully to the work of the Lord, because you know that your labour in the Lord is not in vain. (1 Corinthians 15:32, 20, 58 NIV)

1 thought on “Stop Press

  1. Today I heard “thing bounces on the moon twice in 30 minutes then we lost sight of it” and “God gives us life”…

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